kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via invisiblechickens)

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bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

(via on-a-sl0wnight)

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If you fall asleep next to Niall, in the middle of the night, he’ll curl up into a ball around you! Seriously, it makes you his toy! Zayn Malik (via thenialltomyzayn)

(Source: punk-ziall, via sublimemichael)

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist, via hardcoretaco)

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